As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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