God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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