I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Randomize
