But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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