Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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