hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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