i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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