what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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