everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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