God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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