so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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