dude i'm inner monologue high
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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