I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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