Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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