Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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