do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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