you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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