maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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