i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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