Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
