It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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