I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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