After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
