This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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