I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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