he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
tell me about the eggs
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
