How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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