You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Everything about him screamed your future.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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