i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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