benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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