You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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