And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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