Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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