She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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