I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
id be glad to
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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