Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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