I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sorry about my life...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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