After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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