he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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