Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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