i think i have herpe
just one?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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