Kareoke will never be a sober sport
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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