Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It's never too late to be topless.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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