she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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