Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Enjoy the penises
Randomize