...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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