Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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