It's Friday. Sex?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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