We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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