Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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